So, I don't know where I went wrong. Maybe it was that fairy-tale about the shoemaker and the elves. Maybe it was the fact that growing up, aside from my chores, the housework/yardwork just got done and I was oblivious to how much work went into it. But seriously, I think I maybe just missed some of the fine print in my mortgage papers. We were knee deep in paperwork, I'm sure there was something in there about the laundry fairy and my lawn boy...all included with my house, right?
Not so much. This week, I tried an experiment. I thought, perhaps my need has not been evident enough. So, I gave up. I let the grass grow into a jungle. I neglected laundry until the kids were nearly naked. I stopped washing dishes and began to increase my carbon footprint with my contributions of paper products to my local landfill. Later, as my children were running naked through the jungle...still, no laundry fairy, no lawn boy, no elves to do my dishes. Dang. Guess it's all me. I had a good day this week when I realized that the only way to get something done was to bribe my kids. I "paid" them lunch at McDonalds while I did the lousiest job ever mowing my lawn...I also FINALLY caught up a bit on laundry (you're never actually really caught up, 6 people at my house are wearing clothes!)...
Who knew being a mom would be so much WORK? (No comments allowed Mom!)